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Saturday, March 22, 2014

H2G2: So Long and Thanks for All the Fish - Jazz version



Now I know I'm in heaven! 

Because dinos can't stop pwning the net with it's awesomenezzz





So long and thanks for all the fish

So sad that it should come to this

We tried to warn you all but oh dear?



You may not share our intellect

Which might explain your disrespect

For all the natural wonders that

grow around you



So long, so long and thanks

for all the fish



The world's about to be destroyed

There's no point getting all annoyed

Lie back and let the planet dissolve(around you)



Despite those nets of tuna fleets

We thought that most of you were sweet

Especially tiny tots and your

pregnant women



So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long



So long, so long and thanks

for all the fish



If I had just one last wish

I would like a tasty fish

If we could just change one thing

We would all have none to sing.



Come one and all

Man and Mammal

Side by Side in life's great gene pool



(oooohhh oooohhh oooaahhhhh- ah ahh)



So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long



So long, so long and, !Thanks!

for all the fish!



[Thanks to fartingmenace for lyrics]



[Thanks to Sam, Ella Schwarzbaum for corrections]

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Space Oddity





I'll bet he loved trains too.
Because the CONDUCTOR would lay his
LIFE down for his crew, who is supposed to lay their lives down for the
passengers he is SWORN to protect.
42
and TAG, I'm IT!
Xmas day.....
I looked at the Vic 20.
*Geeeeee*
And yelled, DAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaD!!
I need MIDI!
Some Prodigy (MOOG)
Once again...  it's spelled, A-P-P-L-E
And how come the boomer has a MEAD telescope?
He won't even let me breathe on the frackin' thing!
I'm sure there was a "Faldercarb" in there somewhere!

by then we were at least doing BASIC.
I
can't remember when I got through the ATT UNIX bits so I could chat
from Bowie High, Maryland to wherever Roosevelt and I think Crossland. 
we could chat with any school in Prince George's County. 
The kids said, "Blue Meanies" on the net!  It's NSA!
I asked Mr. Reck, the DPR teacher/soccer coach...
Who's the hacker?  They said, "The DPR Phantom"
I said, "Stand Down, red alert...that's Dad and I'm going fishing!"
Mr. Reck, Come on, now: You know for real who the DPR Phantom is!
He said "No, I really don't" 
He might have been good at poker...  It goes well with a Harley,
The shop class teacher, Mr. Racine,  would visit often
they'd do the Harley vs Honda thing.
"Class! For 10 points, What's a Harley?"
Me...yeah, yeah..  what a Harley wants to be when it grows up.
I
was like..  whatever...  Yamaha is a kewl piano, but I'd played a
Bosendorfer and no one blamed me for jacking up the piece.  I took
second place.
Neener...  and neeener.
I miss my BIKE!  But I almost had a BEEMER! 
But as cheap as it was, I couldn't get a loan and had to let it go.
I met a band with a slide thingie and what I really wanted was a keyboard.
I probably still have that 100$ gift cert...but it was useless against what a DX7 was going for.
FML



What in the HELL do Americans think we're MADE OF!

If I have to stomp, I am NOT going to bother my NEIGHBORS

This again is NOT the Kobayoshi Maru!

If I won't die for that, I'm certainly not going to take a life!  for THAT??

I have 3 broken collar bones and a pair of braces that needed adjustment.

oh, and the collar bone was the same chick.  She was a brown belt back then.

so it was kind of George Foreman against...  um...  IDK..  I never saw her fight anything but me.

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Monty Python: A Retrospective of The Most Influential Comedy Troupe of A...

Oh, I'm a Ramsey and I get it now. Monty Python - Kamikaze Scotsmen

"Anti-Imperialism in the Buffy-verse: Challenging the Mythos of Bush as" by Samuel A. Chambers and Daniel Williford

 I enjoyed this ...  it was like someone did a buttload of homework for me.

I need to re-read it and recall what information I had at the time.
Considering the buzz at the time.  And I was going by muzebl as in Muze Blackwell  a roadside philosopher from way back ...wasn't that the name of a text book?  or something in Dad's study I'd read?  But Doonsbury did a better job than Washpo did for helping me understand 'Nam, Watergate and such. 

We'd been all over that Anderson Jordan debate years and years before I presumed to be related...just thought it would have been pretty baddass if I were.  I was already born a Suffragette, but if I was going to do something new, I didn't care about Elizabeth Blackwell, except that she was a suffragette. 
I was pretty sure we weren't supposed to be "independent" of EVERYTHING when they were singing "God Bless the Child"....didn't "family" count?
So anyway, these are things were liked while kids who could afford Photoshop, could create those nice demotivators.  I was a bit too busy being Mom and Dad ...  and LN IA TA,
I was happy to laugh at them for awhile.
While flying toasters lured us in.....  away from autoexec.bat and config.sys
I was butthurt to be forced to load up the viral crap ... and stuff. 
Ill play with this later...



"Anti-Imperialism in the Buffy-verse: Challenging the Mythos of Bush as" by Samuel A. Chambers and Daniel Williford