Key & Peele - A Cappella - Uncensored

In your dreams..

People think we DO that! No... we really really don't... not even a little > > > > > > > > > > not on purpose, anyway Presume we didn't add melanin for it's health and beauty benefits.... and you're dissing our mothers Presuming our mothers were unloved, disses our GRANDMOTHERS Wisdom fears it's own grandmothers. Abolitionists God and science hard. timestamps matter so what was the net before that American African NEGRO showed up? and what was to happen after his term ended? Say the A word... A-U-D-I-T Oooh, in the world of me.. Mommy was ever so badass.. this is why I hated Econ class.. People Keynes at me and it's disgusting! Yes, I verbed SPAM, back in the dialup days. Tapped the Legal Eagles to make AOhell run over DSL (Bubonic Derp) So how many Telecom services do we need for THREE networks we really need. Apple (Education's boat-anchor for style), Android (Andrew hoid everythang and UNIX for Eunuchs...cuz.....dayamn...) and IBM (no shit?), bullshit, EVERYBODY POOPS And everybody expected the Spanish Inquisition. The rewind is that the Shrub bailout was the equivelant of 40K per US Citizen and then when we finally started to catch up from Reagan sucking up our survival benefits, ala Nixon/Johnson etc etc etc FDA lost it's mission. I'm the polar opposite of that Lex Luthor wannabe. anyway, we're gonna need a bigger boat, y'all. And my geneology links to folks named "Moses" during the Revolution. Britannica won't rule... about the cheats on the waves?? and QE-II won the long race. I was a track team Quarter Horse pretty sick of this pedigree crap, Twwweeeeeettttttt with grandma's hog-callin' skills and Daddy's Mufasa laugh bulshit equivalent of Nala to a scar. Class of '83, Bowie High....still kickin'. Oh, and i beat the snot out of Duke Ellington with one little Scott Joplin hit. and their card puts me next door to a fucking Uncle Ruckus as you negro..... from CHICAGOland where I nearly called out "Uncle Jesse" with a Little Miss Detroit leap that Thanksgiving. Mark Kirk was gonna gloat at the "Safe Haven" on Roosevelt and heyall no'd myself over to Operation Push. and if EA Games thinks a Sims' "Life is Strange" Try being a Blackwell seeing their Blackwell Academy after Oregon's Disabelief-a-thon trolled me out of the state after FRAUDULENT AS FUCK Stolen Valor accusations! ADA violations Willful malpractice... = I really need a lawyer....before my stepmother drinks up the estate or donates the rest to charities. she shouldn't be supporting with an actual busted up veteran busted up from the inside out. IJS